Just to prove we've all lost it

The Daleven:
Summon hoard of beastmen: Suicide/wipe
"Hey guys, watch this": AoE, causes massive damage
""Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave Me: Additional effect: Flee

The Klonen:
Day of fail: Will result in self death three times in a row
oh dear: AoE, Massive damage due to laughter
Oh noes: Will cause The Daleven if he's up to attomatically use Summon hoard of beastmen

The Chibale: Angry mailman
Mail bomb:
Paper Shredder
Anthrax

So, Aura--- my wife asked me to explain a joke and then add some spell ideas, so here ya go:

The Sliding Virgins Scale::: The more or less likely to do damage to infidels, the more or less virgins you receive upon death.
So....

71.5 Virgins= AoE: Causes all players to Nuke at random intervals
5.0 Virginis= Causes player to strip nude and run at group of mobs with only a dagger
Gimme Back a Virgin!!!= Target Player attracts all mobs in current area and gives them +10 attack.

Have fun!

I'm missing something.. Besides the fact that Aura apparently has a wife.. or something?

Auraflare's special abilities:

"I have a zerg job!" - Changes subjob to /DRK for CS Stun
Emo - Does nothing at all. Ironically does NOT change her job to DRK
"Can I play something other than RDM?" - Has 50% chance of changing job to WHM

pwnt

no my hubby posted that. Gave him my logon info so he didn't have to make a new account, cause he doesn't play ffxi.
so ladies and gentlemen, that's the man crazy enough to marry me


and lol dale.... i'm surprised you didn't make fun of me doing insane shit on rdm/pld

that's good dale, lol

What's up Damien!!!